Texts from Ma&Pa

My parents are the funniest people alive (whether intentionally or not).  Here are some gems, and I'll keep adding:

8/15/2012 @ 9:56 a.m.

"Alcohol metabolism requires and often depletes both B Vitamins and magnesium.  After alcohol consumption, in addition to drinking water to rehydrate, additional B Vitamins and magnesium may help restore balance more quickly.  Consider having B Vitamins and magnesium supplements available after a bender."

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